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I don't get men at all.... [Aug. 20th, 2004|09:27 am]
So why is that guys have to say one thing, mean something completely different, and then turn around and do something else? I don't get men at all!! So Paul blew me off for Friday night. But, that's alright, I got a new outfit out of it. He was also suppose to come down last night, being Wednesday, to get an application for LPN school, and never showed up. Surprise! Surprise! He didn't even call me. Whateva though! So anyways, I don't know what's up with my love life, but right now as far as I'm concern it's nothing a bottle of southern comfort and a pack of marlboro's can't handle. But tonight it's off to the fuckin' bars. If you care to join, get in touch with me. My friend Ali is coming home from Egypt this weekend and I am soo coming home from Egypt and I told him I wanted a t shirt that says "I Rocked Egypt." And I better get it. Anyways, I need some new friends. So if you think you would be a good candidate for this, let me know. Yes, I know this journal entry was stupid, but I have nothing else to do at work.
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another stupid survey from Bob [Aug. 18th, 2004|11:00 am]
the scar you're most proud of: The dent in my left shin. I got it from falling soo many times when I was a kid running up the stairs. It's pretty sweet.
your favourite condiment: Depends. I love mayo man.
do you have freckles: Hell no
your preferred method of cooking someone else's food: What kind of question is this? Probably using a stove.
what shoes you're wearing: I am wearing a sweet pair of pink heels with glitter. They really look like porno shoes.
how many children you have: 0, unless you want to count every parent that drops their kid(s) off with me and let's me take care of them, then I have about 100.
the first person you french kissed: A schizo named Derrick
your preferred breed of dog: Akita or Old English Sheep Dog
what colour underwear you're wearing: I don't wear underwear
where your keys are right now: in my purse
do you have split ends: probably
your opinion on airline food: never ate it
what cosmetic surgery you would consider: I would get my boobs done. I want fuller tits. or a gastric bypass
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on: the swings where you have to pump to get higher and higher. I never did, but I imagine it's fun.
does your mum love your dad: I guess so.
can sing well: Lauren thinks I can. Lindsay laughs at me. Ali says I can hit some Jim Morrison notes pretty good.
what your olympic event would be: eating
someone you admire: I admire people with mental illnesses. It's always good to look outside the box. I don't ever really think they are wrong.
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map: Any
the last time you cried: I think it was the other night.
part of the Sunday papers you read first: funnies, unless something else sparks my interest.
the languages you speak: English, not many people can speak proper english, so I pride myself on it, Japanese, Spanish, a little French and a little German. If things go well, Paul is going to teach me some Russian.
the religion you were raised in: Catholic
can you draw well: Ya, if you give me Adobe Illustrator 8.0 (haven't used the reason ones) and a computer.
your favourite photograph: The bug picture of Lauren
what you should be doing instead of this: Working at my job, perhaps eating as well. lol
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A stolen survey from Bob's page [Aug. 18th, 2004|09:01 am]
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Have you ever had a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain it.
7. Describe me in 1 word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this in your lj and see what I say about you?
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I am new to this thing. Be patient [Aug. 18th, 2004|07:52 am]
So, let me see here. It's crazy how after like 4 years of living there are certain people you still remember, but you just never think that you will talk to them again. Funny situation, that happened with me. So back in the day, I use to work at Presbyterian Senior Care Home. It was a fun job, no doubt. The only reason why though is because of the crew I worked with. AWESOME! My best friend Lauren and I use to work with this kid Robert. Well, we all ended leaving and after 4 years, Robert got in contact with Lauren. How that all happened you will have to ask 1 of them, I can't remember. So, Robert asked Lauren if I, Jen, would call someone for him. So I said, "Well I want to know what the fuck I am doing this for first, before I just do it." Robert called me last night and told me all about it, so ya, now I am going to call this random girl, who has no idea who I am, and ask her if she went to a certain school and shit. I really don't care that I am doing this. But hey, Robert, you owe me. And why in the hell am I calling him Robert? His name is BOB! Anyways, I think Lauren and Bob need to hang out. I would throw myself into the mix, but you know, I am just really feeling this. But things are a bit difficult for them to hang out, considering Lauren is married and Robert is living with his girlfriend of however many fucking years. All I know is that where there is a will there is a way. All I know is that Lauren best tell me about it if they do hang out or her ass is grass. But on to more important things like, my what I would like to call a date, but really isn't, on Friday night. Well it's not officially a date unless I get laid. lol. So this guy Paul is a bit weird to read. I don't get his motives and if you want to know more about it, I am sure you will be reading about it in future posts. So, I went out last night and did 3 hours of shopping with my girls and finally came out with $100 worth of an outfit. But it's hott! I HAVE PORNO SHOES! And they are pink with glitter. God, how much hotter can you get then that? I am going to see the Exorcist and hopefully getting drunk and maybe a kiss that night. MAYBE!! Well check back and I will update you on it.
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